Ewwww, somebody dropped their BRATWURST on the train and just left it there, tethered to a pole. Oh, my mistake, that's not a German sausage, it's a PONY-PALL on the S-Bahn in Berlin. He's serving shy-dragqueen with his long bangs and high heels on.
"Naaaa-aaay", oh sorry girl, ok, I take it back you're not shy, your loud und fierce, stop naying at me poneesha!
[Thanks Blake!]