This piece is just begging for a shite-load of 'My Little Phonies' to start flying around singing theme toons and SHITTING GLITTER PUMPS into the stratosphere and all. This is a fabulous use for those appalling self-help volumes you bought with the intention of getting closer to Enya in spirit, mind, and -for all those velvetine-clad new-aged lesbosses- body.
"Sail Away" girl, sail away.