Our girl Christeene is all grown up, but she just hasn't gotten round to redecorating her room yet, so it's still all Carebears and pastel pinks. She's been too busy fixin' dicks with African mayo and bustin' brown on grandmama to even give it a BASE COAT!
Well she aint never gonna get to Home Depot to pick up paint if she's spending all her time fanning them dandruff bunnies now is she?!
Procrastination rhythm-nation !