Why didn't Mariah don a referee's 2-piece for her latest video?
She could have been the braided-whistle-blowing-zebrAsian like the one in Roxy Farhat & Kakan Hermansson's new video for 'A Tooth for an Eye':
"A child enters and allows the men to let go of their hierarchies, machismo and fear of intimacy, as they follow her into a dance. Their lack of expertise and vulnerability shines through as they perform the choreography...The child is powerful, tough, sweet [and knowledgeable]...roaring "I'm telling you stories, trust me""
Darn it Mariah, that would have been such a hot look on you!