You may thing that Sofia is a little barch, you may think she's a total fag hag or like me you might just be totes jealous of her HOT CHIC KNEE-LENGTH VIOLET NUMBERS of which she has many [which then convinces me she is a little baarch and a total fag hag].
I think I'd much rather buy my son a'Sabrina the Teenage Bitch' dvd because at least then he'd have fierce powers and a cute talking cat to aspire to, but I was touched by the middle finger flipping of the old [probably ex-Disney Princess] granny who bought Sam a 'Sofia The First' dvd last Friday in Walfart Walmart.
[via HuffPost]